I really hate sundays, they have to be the most boring day ever. unless you are a football fan then your sorted for 6 hours, It is however the final of dancing on ice, who do you think will win? I am really hoping its chris fountain, It's quite sad i am even bothered.
I have only just managed to get out of my bed, feel like shite, now with hangover i may add, i just feel like my head has been used as a football, I have had an old one night stand texting me all day about his extrermely large hardon and asking me what i am going to do about it, answer to that question would be nothing because he lives miles away, he asked for a picture of me in some sort of underwear but i lied an told him i was in town,I dont wanna go upstairs put on some sexy undies try and take a picture with a camera phone just to he can get one off, nah too much hastle mate, i am sure he has mass amounts of porn on his phone so he can use that, i am happy in my spongebob squarepants jammies and looking unsexy thank you very much. It is not raining today and the sun is trying to get out but i doubt it will ammount to anything i just hope it stays dry. I am quite hungry the last thing i ate was a packet of oreos, might have one for breakfast, well lunch, dinner. whatever you have at 20 past 4 in the afternoon. As i said sundays just floor me. They never used to bother me because i would be at pipe band practice,but now they just DRAGGGGG!!!! My main aim today is to find a job that will allow me to work monday to friday nine till five.
Phone has gone quiet since i text david saying i was in town, he only ever texts when he is on the road in his hotel room and is horny, Big mistake giving him my number, Fantastic in bed tho, he even started dating afterwards but then he got all weird, he gave me his other mobile number not realising that i already had it and pretended to be some camerman called ali who wanted to film me and davd having sex, well the alarm bells started to ring there, then his mates girlfriend rang my best friend saying that david had a girlfriend, I think i was upset for about 5 seconds. I called him and he said it was not true, I was like baby i am 21 you are 39, i really don't need this in my life, so things kind of went quiet for a while but he got back in contact, which was my fault for sending him my new number shit happens.
I did mangae to get out on staurday night tho, which was good because i hadn't been out in months, I was fleeing after 3 drinks but i did however manage to pull a lovely man called ralf,who was 35 from engalnd somewhere. who really cares he gave me 3 and a half hours of sex and by christ was it good. Anyway not that you really wanna know about that.
Oh well i am going to get my packet of oreos and watch the football. xxxx